Keeping up with the Joneses

I'm fascinated by the daily appearance of Catherine Zeta Jones in the Mail.  First things first - I love the elegantly tied poop bags.  Genius!  Secondly, these shots are so posed - they are not pap shots.  Thirdly, do the Mail think something's amok in the Douglas-Jones household?  Otherwise, why bother with her?  She's simply not that interesting and nor are her dodgy outfits.