Crouch is Minted!

Peter Crouch, the tallest footballer ever, has been caught out with a kiss and tell expose by 'teenage' prostitute Monica Mint.  You couldn't make it up. Poor fiance Abbey Clancy - it was all going so well.  But we already know the score -  afterall Crouch is not the first footballer to fall foul in this way.  Abbey will be devastated.  She will be photographed wearing mega-designer shades to hide her sad, puffy eyes....for about a week.  Then it will all be forgiven if not forgotten and she will rush Crouch to the altar, no doubt paid for by OK! magazine.   We live in a world that pays our celebrities to live happily ever after.  Designer lifestyles are brought on as the substitute for real happiness.  So long as nothing interferes with their ability to dress in the top labels, eat in the best restaurants, stay in the most exclusive hotels and live in marble mansions, our WAGs will put up with any form of foul behaviour and not pull out the red card.  I dread to think of the fallout when their partner's days on the pitch are over and the couples have to face up to the reality of the life they have invested in. Thank God their homes will be big enough for separate quarters.