Groundhog day

So you go away for a week and what happens in the world of celebrity?  Nothing.  Well nothing out of the ordinary that is.  Wayne Rooney has his taste for prostitutes exposed and Coleen suffers - but not so much that she won't take him back. It's Groundhog Day (see earlier blog Crouch is Minted)  Big Brother comes to an end and Chantelle and Preston announce they are back together on the cover of OK! magazine. It's Groundhog Day.  Surely, if it was a relationship made to last, they might have resisted the money and concentrated on sorting themselves out behind the scenes? But no.  Bye Bye Chantelle and Preston - and you seemed so genuine in the BB House. George Michael was back in court for driving under the influence.  It's Groundhog Day - but with a twist.  This time he's been denied his 'Get out of Jail Free' card.  But let's be honest, a celebrity in jail for four weeks is a bit like time in the Big Brother House without the cameras.  And judging by the sort of behaviour that goes on in BB, George may be better off where he is - in solitary confinement.  And then he'll come out with an opportunity for reinvention - think Lindsay Lohan. So yeah, another Groundhog Day.  Kelly Osbourne lost weight.  Groundhog Day.  Daybreak broke with Christine and Adrian and is being critically slammed.  Of course it is. See the criticism thrown at any new high profile show hosted by highly paid celebs. Groundhog Day. Given time, it will slip into a regular pace and no one will take any notice any more, unless Christine marries Frank.  And then it will be here we go again with footballer Groundhog Day.  Is celebrity in a never ending groove as when Everything I Do got stuck at number 1 in the charts for ever?  Is there anyone new and exciting out there that I'm missing?  Where are you?