The Wayne In Spain

So Wayne Rooney is leaving Manchester United and no one's quite sure why.  Except for Wayne but he's yet to give his side of the story.  Now I'm not really interested in football but I gather the guy's a genius on the pitch, if somewhat off form of late.  I guess that means that Manchester United's loss is going to be someone else's gain.  Or does it?  Set football aside, he's no Beckham and Coleen is no Posh.  There's something of the Coronation Street about them and unlike the Beckham's, no amount of grooming seems to make them any more appealing.  When Becks allegedly had an affair, it was almost upmarket compared to Wayne's grubby dalliances with hookers young and old.  Somehow that makes me feel that if he follows Beckham's lead and goes to the mooted Real Madrid, that will be the end of the Rooneys as we know them. Wayne might prove himself on the pitch but I just can't see the Spanish falling in love with them, or our interest in this couple continuing across the border. Out of sight will mean out of mind and then what happens to all those endorsements?  The Rooneys should not choose Spain unless they fancy some downtime but somehow I don't think that's part of their game plan.  Least of all Coleen's.  And if Wayne goes and she stays, I'm not sure absence will make the heart grow fonder......