Tuesday, May 11

Babies for sale

Is a baby still for life or just a photo shoot? In the ever more weird world of reality celebrity it would seem it's the latter - a good move for a pay cheque, the rest is just incidental.  Chanelle  Hayes, yes one of the endless lookalike Chans to come out of the Big Brother house, has done a 'Demi'.  To allow us to share in her joy, she tells Closer magazine that she won't be having sex with Jack Tweed, (another lovely by-product of the Big Brother house), until her baby is born. Apparently it's just not what nice mummies-to-be do when their baby happens to be a by-product of someone else - a footballer.  Surprise!

Next it will be Jordan's turn to plump up her income, provided she gets Reidinated.  And if Reid doesn't come up with the goods, it's mooted she might buy a couple via IVF knowing the financial return is guaranteed - I'm not sure Jordan would risk anything that might leave her out of pocket.  Then hey, what about Kerry Katona?  She must be up for a new one, once she runs out of photo shoot ideas with animals and fish.  

What happens to these offspring?  Will their baby books be made up of press cuttings and print outs of their parents' tweets?  Oh well, at least it will help remind them who mummy and daddy are. I worry about what goes on behind the scenes once the cameras are switched off.  But maybe I'm just getting old?

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