Monday, May 24

Keating's rollercoaster could get worse!

Oh Ronan Keating!  Have you committed the classic crime of the celebrity caught with his pants down?  Have you panicked and dumped Francine Cornell without that final decent text which puts her in the picture?  In trying to resolve things with your wife (fair do's),  have you left Francine in the lurch, surrounded by paparazzi, pestered by the papers, not knowing what the hell to do? And worse, feeling completely abandoned by the man who not so long ago was probably promising her the world?  If you have, I can tell you exactly who Francine is talking to now and it's not just her close friends.  Ring Ring, Ring Ring.  "Max Clifford Associates, can I help you?"  There is nothing more likely to push her to phone Max than knowing you no longer take her calls and didn't even have the decency to wish her a fond farewell.  Silence is not golden for Francine - it is agony and now she'll be feeling she owes you nothing.  If the kiss and tell appears next weekend, then this is exactly how Ronan behaved.  Not the action of a gentleman but I guess we already knew that....didn't we Francine?  You see, Ronan, sometimes you don't say it best when you say nothing at all.

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