Stone me!

David Walliams has married Dutch model Lara Stone.  Lovely.  Beautiful.  Fabulous.  But how long will it last?  Here is a man who can't stand being on his own, whose Desert Island Disc luxury was a gun so that he could kill himself rather than risk the loneliness of being a castaway.  He has just married a 26 year old super model, pretty much at the beginning of her career who is going places and unless he insists on being constantly by her side, she is going to those places on her own!  According to newspaper reports, Walliams didn't leave her side throughout the entire wedding celebration which probably appeared charming - at the time.  But once the honeymoon is over, charming might become cloying/annoying/suffocating after which, might we see Lara back to her old habit of getting drunk and finding face slapping an amusing pastime?  Look out for photos of Walliams six months maybe a year from now where he claims to have walked into a door!