Madonna untouched

Is the Daily Mail losing it's sting?  Madonna is queen of the scrawny, veiny arm and for some reason the Mail has decided to publish these photos and make us believe they are airbrush-free. Apparently the fishnet imprint on her waist is the giveaway.  Hello?  Get with your usual programme, Daily Mail or we'll feel you're being airbrushed.  The photos are amazing but I think they are about as untouched as Amanda Holden and Dannii Minogue's foreheads.  I'm loving these celebs who say they have given up botox.  What they mean is they've given up admitting to it.  No one can go from having regular amounts to becoming needle free without their faces starting to look like an ordinance survey map!  Well ok that's an exaggeration but I've seen women get hysterical without their regular fix because wrinkles start appearing where they never knew a B road existed.  According to my sources, once you start it's impossible to give up because the muscles become reliant on being frozen and if you stop, they forget what they're for.  My advice to any celeb nay anyone who's thinking about going down the route of needle and/or knife is keep it to yourself.  Let people wonder.  Of course, if you enter trout pout territory you're not going to leave much to the imagination but keep it real and we'll all be envious.  As to Madonna...I want the number of her photo lab.