Skinny SJP

Sarah Jessica Parker, those arms aren't looking good.  You have all the signs of a gym addict.  It's obvious you are naturally skinny but you're becoming naturally scrawny and there's nothing glamorous about that.

There's always that wonderful moment for us women when we drop a dress size and think, yes, that looks great, keep it up!  But then there's the tipping point when we go beyond looking good to anyone but ourselves.  Women love looking thin - clothes look better when you're thinner - but we need our best friends to tell us when we've lost perspective.  I'm not your best friend SJP but if I was your agent or publicist I'd feel I had the right, let alone the duty, to gently poke those bones and say "You're too thin! EAT SOME CARBS!"  Lay off the gym - go every other day.  Give yourself a break.  You look like you're doing too many weights.  Swim instead and remember, the older you get the more you need flesh on you to plump up those lines.  Don't think you can turn to fillers either - they are no substitute for the real thing.  We can forgive you looking scrawny (it's correctable) but we'll never forgive you if you start looking weird.

If there is any other warning I can offer it's that, scrawny becomes haggard and if you carry on like this, all those old rumours about your personal happiness will start to bubble up again and I for one will be wondering.  No one too gaunt can ever honestly say they are happy with anything other than their wardrobe but even that wardrobe looks like it might let you down soon SJP.    We need you to look good.  You're a fabulous fashion icon but you risk becoming fashion's enemy - a wire hanger.   Don't let us down!